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Almost Dave: Stronger Chemistry

Lately, the David Wilcox mailing list has had a good deal of fun writing parodies to David's songs. I've collected the efforts on these pages. I hope you enjoy.

Stronger Chemistry” by Becky
based on Strong Chemistry by David Wilcox

Sent: May 18, 1999 7:19 PM


I got a weakness for Lays potato chips, one taste, all my
resolutions change,
I can say this is no good for me but I’m back for more of the same.
High on the calories, medication against the pain
My butt’s growing dangerously bigger,
But if I don’t get some more, I’ll go insane
Loaded nachos are so tempting to me. Makes a beautiful party snack
A touch is a touch of strong medicine and it’s possible to take too
much
We eat it for comfort to take away the pain for us
Loaded nachos are so tempting to men, left unattended with them,
I’m dangerous.
Oh no, I can’t go back again this time
Oh but every little morsel is taunting me to change my mind.
I got a weakness for Lays potato chips, one taste, all my
resolutions change,
I can say this is no good for me, but I’m back for more of the
same.
Though high on calories, medication against the pain
My butt’s growing dangerously bigger, and if I don’t get some more,
I’ll go insane

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