So I decided to just call ’em “Fortune Cookies,” and be done with it. Anyway, whatever they’re called, here are ten of ’em, randomly chosen just for you…
MIAMI MAN ADMITS TAKING HIS OWN LIFE
— headline from the Orlando (Florida) Sentinel
"That was Benes' fifth strikeout of the day. He came in with 94, so now he has 104 strikeouts for the year."
"The income tax has made more liars out of American people than golf has."
Sign seen in a Rome laundry:
Reality is for those who can't face Science Fiction.
"No matter what side of an argument you're on, you always find some people on your side that you wish were on the other side."
"Jerry died broke. We only have a few hundred thousand dollars in the bank."
"... Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever donw was much about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons."
Tom Seaver: “What time is it?”
You canít have everything. Where would you put it?