So I decided to just call ’em “Fortune Cookies,” and be done with it. Anyway, whatever they’re called, here are ten of ’em, randomly chosen just for you…
"I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way."
— Franklin P. Adams
"As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for."
"If living conditions don't stop improving in this country, we're going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men."
"It is a paradox that every dictator has climbed to power on the ladder of free speech. Immediately on attaining power each dictator has suppressed all free speech except his own."
"Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams."
"Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument."
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"Nature gave man two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most."
"It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
"Do you realize the responsibility I carry? I'm the only person standing between Nixon and the White House."