So I decided to just call ’em “Fortune Cookies,” and be done with it. Anyway, whatever they’re called, here are ten of ’em, randomly chosen just for you…
MAN ROBS THEN KILLS HIMSELF
— headline from the Washington Post
"Don't talk about yourself; that will be done when you leave."
This house is owned and operated solely for the comfort and convenience of the cats.
"If you get up early, work late, and pay your taxes, you will get ahead - if you strike oil."
"Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week."
"We lived for days on nothing but food and water."
Sign seen at a Bangkok dry-cleaners:
"Never lend books, for no one ever returns them. The only books I have in my library are those that other folks have lent me."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set I go into the other room and read a book."
"A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice."