So I decided to just call ’em “Fortune Cookies,” and be done with it. Anyway, whatever they’re called, here are ten of ’em, randomly chosen just for you…
"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair."
— George Burns
"Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile."
"There are many in this old world who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed for example that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter."
"The Yankees, as I told you later, are in a slump."
"Immediately, every man in the place, including women and children, ran out to meet them."
“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.”
"An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows."
"A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice."
"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."
"Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its shortness."