So I decided to just call ’em “Fortune Cookies,” and be done with it. Anyway, whatever they’re called, here are ten of ’em, randomly chosen just for you…
"Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week."
— William Dean Howells
"We do not stop playing because we are old. We grow old because we stop playing."
"If living conditions don't stop improving in this country, we're going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men."
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"Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law."
Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
"When science discovers the center of the universe a lot of people will be disappointed to find they are not it."
"Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain."
"He dropped his voice still lower. In the stillness, a fly would not have dared clear his throat."
"It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."